Affordable · Data-driven · Team-first

Train like you've
already started.

Monkey Business is a dream of two brothers that want to spread their favorite parts of triathlon to as many athletes as possible. Keeping costs low, vibes high, and races fast is our dream to share with you!

Why we exist

Three things we're actually trying to do.

Not a mission statement but a dream — these are the three goals we built the team to achieve.

Share our Obsession

  • We love triathlon and want to share it with as many athletes as possible
  • We want to make the sport more accessible to athletes of all levels
  • We want to make the sport more fun and less intimidating

Build a real team and friends

  • Race week camaraderie
  • Enhances Mood, Performance, Energy, and Vibes
  • Our mission is to make racing less individualistic

Lower the entry costs

  • Eliminate Travel and Lodging being a wall from athletes racing across the country
  • One less thing to worry about during travel
  • Building unity in inexpensive team kits available to all athletes

Our methodology

We coach with your data, not a guess.

The same approach that took us from below-average to professional racing — applied to every athlete on the roster.

What we track

  • Power-to-heart-rate-to-cadence relationships, tracked over the season to catch fatigue and fitness shifts early
  • Training load related to sleep and recovery stats week to week — not just whether a single workout hit a number but if the body is absorbing the work.
  • Catching red flags in your data before they manifest as performance issues
  • Pulled directly from your Garmin, Coros, Apple, or Strava history

What it means for your plan

  • Your plan is individually adjusted — not a fixed template handed to the whole roster
  • Check-ins and messages are based on what your numbers actually show, not a mandatory regulated call.
  • Issues get caught in the data before they show up as a bad race
  • Personable human coaches that you are able to tell anything to with quick feedback and advice.

How we coach

Your data is not just a nubmer, but a story.

Every plan is built and adjusted from your training, health, and life stats — not a generic chart handed to everyone on the roster.